There’s no “me” in team

Wow, first post on WordPress.  I’m used to LiveJournal but I decided not to be a bitch anymore and get this. I never noticed this before but it’s pretty interesting how both WordPress and LiveJournal are comprised of two words that have no spaces in between them but the first letter of each word is capitalized.  Coincidence?  Very curious…

It’s pretty cool I guess.  If you want to read my old blog CLICK HERE.  Doesn’t really matter I guess since no one will read this anyway.  I mean I’ll try to have people read it but, I mean honestly, I don’t think many people will.

But anyway, for those of you who ARE reading it….

I’m going to assume that we’ve all heard the tired cliche, “There’s no “me” in team.”  Let’s de-construct that phrase, shall we?

I suppose that technically there is “me” in team, in the literal sense.  There is an “m” and an “e.”  They’re not in an order that spells “me” but they’re in there so I guess one could say that there is me in team.  You know what I say to them… FUCK YOU YOU’RE WRONG.

Others say, “There’s no “I” in team.”

That’s indisputable.  Spell “team,” T.E.A.M.  I don’t see a fucking “I.”

In conclusion:

There’s no “me” in team.  Nor is there an “I” in team.  That’s why it’s a team.  A TEAM: a number of persons associated in one joint action.  Some people in teams like to act like they’re not in a team.  But they’re wrong, you’re in a fucking team asshole.  The only way those phrases could be changed would be to either say, “‘I’ am not in a Team,” or “The Team does not have ‘me’ in it.”  If either of those two phrases applies to you, you’re a loser.  If you’re one of those people who are in a team but don’t act like it, you’re an asshole.